CRISS ANGEL engaged.

CRISS ANGEL PROUDLY ANNOUNCES ENGAGEMENT TO CRISS ANGEL   LAS VEGAS – Illusionist Criss Angel has announced he has found true love and is happily engaged to illusionist Criss Angel.   “He’s the happiest I’ve ever seen him” an Angel insider said.  “Who would have thought he would have found love with Criss Angel?”   According to insiders Angel had known Angel for some time, but the relationship only bloomed when Angel hired Angel to work on his A&E TV show Mindfreak.   “I won’t say it was love at first sight, but he definitely had his eye on himself for some time.”   The news of the engagement came after Angel had a string of relationship, most recently with the blonde chick, another blonde chick and the blonde chick who wears tight fitting clothes.

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ACTOR PORTRAYING DERREN BROWN TO BE REPLACED BY DICK SEARGENT

The world of magic and mentalism was shocked when it was announced that the actor who has played British Mentalist Derren Brown for the past five seasons is being replaced by  character actor Dick Seargent.    “It’s difficult to understand,” Brown’s manager said after the news broke.  “But the TV executives said they wanted to go in a different direction.”   While executives refused to confirm, insiders say the change was prompted by Browns erratic behaviour of late, including the event that tabloids have referred to as the “Oompa Loompa” scandal   This, of course, is not the first time a high profile magician has been replaced.  In 1981 the role of Harry Blackstone Jr. was taken over by a then unknown John Goodman, but the most high profile re-casting took place in the mid 1970’s when the role of Paul Harris was temporarily taken over by Welcome Back Kotter star Gabe Kaplan.

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