| CRISS ANGEL PROUDLY ANNOUNCES ENGAGEMENT TO CRISS ANGEL | LAS VEGAS – Illusionist Criss Angel has announced he has found true love and is happily engaged to illusionist Criss Angel. “He’s the happiest I’ve ever seen him” an Angel insider said. “Who would have thought he would have found love with Criss Angel?” According to insiders Angel had known Angel for some time, but the relationship only bloomed when Angel hired Angel to work on his A&E TV show Mindfreak. “I won’t say it was love at first sight, but he definitely had his eye on himself for some time.” The news of the engagement came after Angel had a string of relationship, most recently with the blonde chick, another blonde chick and the blonde chick who wears tight fitting clothes. | | | SHORT TAKES | | Max Maven changes his name again. Now to be called “Shecky Von Hunky.” | | | Derren Brown takes up Ventriloquism. | | | Birthday Party magician can’t remove juice stains. | |